Saturday, July 07, 2007

Late one night a man and a women were driving along a country lane when something ran out in front of them. The man braked hard but he hit whatever it was.
They got out of the car and ran around to it.
"Oh my god," The lady said "Look it's a skunk, and it's shivering and breathing very fast and hard."
"Yes," Said the man. "It's in shock,it's shivering because it is cold, put it between your legs and keep it warm."
"WHAT!" The lady exclaimed. "But it smells."
"That's all right." The man said. "Tell it to hold it's nose."

1 comment:

totallyun-pc said...

Oi, rude girl! I'm sensitive you know! x