Men are happier people-what do you expect from such simple creatures?
Reasons for this statement:
Your last name stays the same.
The garage is all yours.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park.
Your world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is to icky.
You know stuff about tanks.
You can open all your own jars.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress- £2000,00-Tux rental-£100.00
You can never be pregnant.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,maybe decades.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
No wonder men are happier.
Tell this to the woman who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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3 comments:
I admit it, it's a hard life.
But then we have to try and understand women ...
Men are happier? only at the football.....
Ah, but who has the last laugh?
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