Thursday, January 17, 2008

A couple of days ago Whichendbites did a blog called:
How to make a woman happy.
It was very good and yes, I think it would make women happy.
That made me think and I wondered:

Are men Happier?

Reasons for this statement:

Your last name stays the same

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Wedding dress= £2000.00 Tux rental =£100.00

You can never be pregnant

People never stare at your chest when you speak to them

3 pairs of shoes are more than enough

The same hairstyle last you for years

You only have to shave your face and neck

You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like

If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

You can play with toys all your life

Your world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is to icky

You can open your own jars

You know things about tanks

Tell this to a woman who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


deb said...

Cheer up, Annette. For all the ways that we may have it worse than men, we get a longer life expectancy to be miserable!


bawpc said...

Very well mentioned...Dear me, I wish I only had a couple of places to shave!!!


Whichendbites said...

So we have got it better, although we do have to shave everyday but we do have to stand up to pee, usually anyway. This means we have to aim, although sometimes still miss I am led to believe.

Little Wing said...

LOL! These are sooooo true annette!

200weeks said...

Show this to my wife, will you, especially the bit about blokes get to play with toys all their life - she keeps trying to stop me playing with mine!