A gay chap who lived in Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
About who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.

There was a young girl who begat
Three brats named Nat, Pat and Tat,
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she'd no Tit for Tat.

There was a young man named MacNair,
Who made love to his wife on the stair,
The bannister broke.....
Without missing a stroke.......
He finished her off in mid- air.