Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A young blonde woman, in her twenties, decided to go to Melbourne and visit her friends.
She arrived at the airport and got on the plane.
She decided she would fly first class and not economy as she had booked, so she sat down in the first class department and picked up a magazine and started to read.
About half an hour into the flight a steward approached her and asked for her ticket.
"I'm sorry" she said "But this is first class and your booked for the economy department, so I'll have to ask you go to the economy department."
The young lady looked up and said to the steward:
"I'm blonde and beautiful so I'm staying in the first class department."
The steward didn't argue with her and went and fetched a senior steward, she explained what had happened and he said:
"Don't worry, I'll sort it."
So off he went to the first class department and spoke to the lady. He also explained that she could not stay in the first class department.
The young lady looked up at the steward and said:
"I'm blonde and beautiful so I'll stay in the first class department."
he was rather startled at her reply but he didn't say anything to her and decided he would have a word with the pilot.
He explained the situation and told he pilot what she had said.
"I'm blonde and beautiful so I'll stay in the first class department."
The pilot looked at the steward and said:
"I'm married to a blonde, I'll sort it out."
The pilot walked into the first class department and leans down to the young lady and whispers in her ear.
"Oh, I'm so sorry." She said as she jumps up grabs her bag and walks towards the economy department.
The stewards could not believe it.
"What did you say to her?" They asked.
"Oh" the pilot said. "I just explained that first class was not flying to Melbourne."

4 comments:

Constable Confused.com said...

I'd better not let my other half see this or show any form of mirth whatsoever!

The Dotterel said...

Very funny!

dickiebo said...

You'd better watch out, gal. You can't say that sort of thing about a minority group in today's Britain!

Sage said...

I love it...