Wednesday, October 03, 2007

For P C South West.

P C South west has just received his Activity based costing form.
He has to fill in what his activities are every fifteen minutes.

This is what I believe he will say:

8.30 a.m. Got up and showered
8.45 a.m. Had breakfast
9.00 a.m. Drove to the station
9.15 a.m. Arrived at the station
9.30 a.m. Had a cup of tea
9.45 a.m. Looked at tray of paperwork
10.00 a.m. Finished looking at tray of paperwork
10.15 a.m. Picked up pen
10.30 a.m. Put all paperwork in the out tray
10.45 a.m. Had a cup of tea
11.00 a.m. Went to the toilet (well we have to go you know)
11.15 a.m. Chatted up the girls in the office
11.30 a.m. Still chatting up the girls in the office
11.45 a.m. Went for a walk
12.00 a.m. Came back to station
12.15 a.m. Went back to the office carrying a brief case trying to look like
he was busy
12.30 a.m. Walked to the car
12.45 a.m. Drove to the nearest restaurant
1.00 p.m. Ordered the best steak and chips with a glass of wine
1.15 p.m. Picked up knife and fork
1.30 p.m. Tucked into his steak and chips
1.45 p.m. paid for meal
2.00 p.m. Got back in car and drove to the station
2.15 p.m. Walked into station and made a cup of tea
2.30 p.m. Sat down at desk and felt tired
2.45 p.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3.00 p.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3.15 p.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3.30 p.m. Made a cup of tea
3.45 p.m. looked at in tray and saw it was full
4.00 p.m. Emptied full tray
4.15 p. m. Put on his coat
4.30 p.m. Walked to the car and drove home
4.45 p.m. Got home
5.00 p.m. His wife walks in and asks if he has had a hard day . He nods
and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4 comments:

PC South West said...

Annette. Have you been spying on me?

totallyun-pc said...

Stalker! lol X

Alice said...

Oh, please tell us what TUPC does every 15 minutes!

dickiebo said...

Alice; you are sooo brave. I don't think I'd want to know.