Well, after the lovely holiday and beautiful weather it was back to work on Monday.....with our new uniforms.

We have plain black trousers and a bright green blouse.
The trousers believe it or not are hipsters, because that is the fashion, but on the women our our ages??!!

The blouse sizes are small , medium or large.
Well, they tend to come small anyway so most of us ordered the larger size, it's best to have a bigger size because when you are packing bags etc you are always bending and stretching.

bending and stretching

Well are they larger or what!!! They are huge. Short sleeves or long sleeves ??? The long sleeve ones are too long
which means they get tangled up with whatever you are doing.
The short sleeves ones are too short. Regardless of what size you have.

Then because they are so big around the tummy you feel like a great big balloon.

They are the worst ever. We hate them.

Who designs these bloody uniforms???????

You feel like a sack of sh*t tied in the middle.

sack tied in the middle.

I don't know about Twinning doing raids but I reckon we should all raid Asda House.

We will strip them of their nice fancy suits and put them in our black trousers and green blouses and parade them around outside in front of everybody.

I bet they would feel such fools and look twats like we do.